A red dawn over Sydney gave photographers the opportunity to take pictures of unprecedented beauty.

This ain’t Baywatch, but you prefer snarking on overzealous lifeguards to watching Pam Anderson jiggle, it may be the just the surf show you’ve been waiting for.

Frosting lovers, I have found your Valhalla.

What kind of name is ‘Courtney’ for a brown-haired geek? Answer: a damn good one.

Skin of Evil? Conspiracy? Justice? Sub Rosa? We are not amused.

They might have been mere cannon fodder on the Enterprise, but, on the Internet, redshirts are getting the acclaim they justly deserve.

Why can’t this ever happen at the Wal-Mart I go to?

Dying in the line of duty sounds heroic — until your next-of-kin find out you were done in by an exploding rock, a purple flower, or a lady who wears more eye makeup than Divine.