The world of high fashion has always been catty, but this is taking things a little far: Design company United Bamboo is releasing a calendar featuring its latest collection . . . as modeled by cats. It sounds cute, and also insane. If I even thought about putting people clothes on my cats, I’d wind up being airlifted to the ER with multiple puncture wounds. Dressing your cat is the kind of thing you do when you’re nine years old and look at your Cabbage Patch Kid’s clothes and think, “Hmm, that would look cute on Princess!” (I should know. Princess was many many times tamer than my current crop of felines.)

Still, it’s hard to argue with the kooky cuteness of the demo pictures. I can haz silly kat kalendar?