And now it’s time to pay tribute to the gowns we really love: the egregious missteps in the name of fashion that make us cover our eyes and shriek aloud, “Girl, what are you wearing?!” Without them, the Oscars would be boring — what fun is an awards show where everybody looks flawless and nobody takes any risks? It’d be like, well, watching the men of the Oscars parade down the red carpet in their nearly-identical tuxes.
In a way, I have to admire these women. There’s something cool about an …