Baby monkeys are cute — in the wild, or at the zoo. In your house? Not so much.

The world of high fashion has always been catty, but this is taking things a little far: Design company United Bamboo is releasing a calendar featuring its latest collection . . . as modeled by cats.

Why can’t this ever happen at the Wal-Mart I go to?

If I had a million dollars
I would buy you a monkey
You always wanted a monkey
–The Barenaked Ladies
Is there anything cuter than a baby monkey? How about a baby monkey wearing a diaper?
I know it’s weird, but lately I’ve developed a Cuteness Fetish for pictures and videos of lil’ baby monkeys. Maybe it’s a maternal instinct gone awry, or maybe I’m going backward on the evolutionary scale. All I know is that little capuchins and mangabeys are right up there with kittens and pandas on the squee-inducing scale. Luckily, YouTube’s a …