Even Oprah can’t ruin the amazing sequel to “Planet Earth.”

In 2010, staple gun + bubble wrap = Oscar fashion statement.

The best-remembered gowns of the 2000 begin to show just what they’re made of in the Elite Eight showdown, in which, for the most part, lower ranking gowns got duly trounced. But, as in many a March Madness bracket, there’s one dark horse candidate stirring things up.

The top 16 gowns of the ’00s. Did your favorite make the cut?

What happens when college basketball rankings meet 10 years of Oscar fashion? Well, I spend far too much time blogging, for one. Gawk at gorgeous gowns, and decide whether you love or hate my picks for the top dresses of the decade, inside.

Actually, forget your ovaries. Hold on to your pancreas instead.

Dying in the line of duty sounds heroic — until your next-of-kin find out you were done in by an exploding rock, a purple flower, or a lady who wears more eye makeup than Divine.