And now it’s time to pay tribute to the gowns we really love: the egregious missteps in the name of fashion that make us cover our eyes and shriek aloud, “Girl, what are you wearing?!” Without them, the Oscars would be boring — what fun is an awards show where everybody looks flawless and nobody takes any risks? It’d be like, well, watching the men of the Oscars parade down the red carpet in their nearly-identical tuxes.
In a way, I have to admire these women. There’s something cool about an …

In which I attempt to snark on the not-really-that-bad “worst” gowns of the Golden Globes for 2010.

A grown-up Goth, a naughty nerd, and a gal with a sparkly sea cucumber on her shoulder: My picks for the best gowns of the Golden Globes 2010.

Entertaining yet uneven, “Wicked” still contains some trenchant commentary about war, terror, power, and the media. Oh, and it’s got flying monkeys, too.

Or, why Patrick Stewart kicks ass, the extremely abbreviated version. From “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra” to “There are four lights!,” here are Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s top 10 greatest moments.

“I’m not much of an actor.” Apparently, the Queen disagrees.

You know you’re a member of Generation X when the thought of the Muppets spoofing Queen’s most famous video makes you giddy.

Actually, forget your ovaries. Hold on to your pancreas instead.