What happens when an Apophis guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet?
Baby monkeys are cute — in the wild, or at the zoo. In your house? Not so much.
This ain’t Baywatch, but you prefer snarking on overzealous lifeguards to watching Pam Anderson jiggle, it may be the just the surf show you’ve been waiting for.
What’s Mandarin for “q’apla”?